Angry Advice
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plush-rump-inc:

69ingchipmunks:

art by me 

colored by aze

my favourite song
plus my favourite character
I’m dying here

Fred Astaire - I won't dance (Swing Remix)
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the-bonesofyou:

Fred Astaire - I Won’t Dance Remix

Great stuff.

For Amelia.

You know what?

You’re lovely :)

hobbesbutnotcalvin:

i feel i should track the butts tag

not enough but jokes

I eat soap mix mixed with cyanide on a regular basis. Is this bad for my liver or my spleen?
Anonymous

No

It’s perfectly sanitary

Just brush your teeth with glycerine

I am not a potato rapist! Do you believe me?
Anonymous

The turnips say otherwise

Are we done here?
Anonymous

Only when the fifth moon crashes

I drink too much milk. Is it normal for this to be followed by painful urination and spontaneous combustion?
Anonymous

There will be blood
There is no way to stop

Just curl up in a ball
In the paper forest

 - Animal Love I
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awaxwingslain:

Animal Love I- Charlene Kaye

LET YOUR BONES SHOW AH AH AH AH OOOH OOOH OH

When people ask if they want to play dominos, are they talking about the actual game, or jessie j's new song... or the pizzza
Anonymous

don’t be alarmed

just quietly back out of the room

and wait for the flood

What happens when you spill sprite on the dog? The dog isnt going to sprout wings or anything, is it? Will it turn into a spirte?!

no

do not pour sprite on your dog

do not feed it after midnight

leave it alone